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Donald Trump Chia Pet - Fun Plant Gift

Watch the hair grow while you enjoy a good laugh with this hilarious Chia Pet tribute!

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The Donald Trump Chia Pet is a hilarious twist on the classic plant gift that lets you grow Trump's iconic hair using chia seeds. It's a fun and quirky way to add some political humor to your home or office, making it a perfect gift for friends who love a good laugh.

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  • Includes a quirky pottery planter that’ll grab attention
  • Comes with a handy plastic drip tray to keep the mess in check
  • Includes chia seed packets for three planting sessions, so the fun keeps going
  • Your chia pet will bloom in just 1-2 weeks, bringing a splash of green to your space
  • Straightforward six-step care guide makes it easy to grow your chia creation
  • Planters can be washed and reused, so you can enjoy endless planting fun
  • A hilarious and unique gift for any occasion that’ll make everyone laugh
  • Great for kids and adults alike, turning sprouting chia into a fun activity
  • Part of a huge collection featuring different shapes, including famous faces and fun characters, perfect for any collector

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