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Donald Trump Dog Chew Toy with Squeaker

Let your pup vent their political frustrations with this fun and squeaky chew toy!

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$19.99

Product Summary

Give your pup a toy that's as entertaining as it is silly with the Donald Trump Dog Chew Toy featuring a squeaker! It's perfect for playful pups who love a good squeak and a dose of political humor during playtime.

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Additional Product Details

  • Top-stitched features make it easy to pose this toy just right
  • Floppy arms and legs add loads of playtime fun
  • Squeaker inside keeps your pup entertained
  • Made from tough, rugged polyester canvas
  • Triple-stitched seams mean it can handle some serious chewing
  • Non-toxic materials make it a safe choice for all dogs
  • Unique, hand-illustrated design is perfect for dog lovers
  • Available in sizes for small pups all the way to big dogs
  • A fun gift that’s sure to get tails wagging

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