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Humptee Trumptee Parody Chew Toy with Squeaker

Give your pup a hilarious playmate that squeaks and brings some political humor to playtime!

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Meet the Humptee Trumptee Parody Chew Toy with Squeaker, the perfect way to add some humor to playtime while keeping your pup entertained. This quirky toy brings political satire into your home, giving your dog a fun way to chew and squeak while playfully poking fun at the world of politics.

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  • Unique design that features Humptee Trumptee for a hilarious twist on playtime
  • Unstuffed arms and legs create a crackly-crunchy sound that keeps dogs entertained
  • Built tough with rugged polyester canvas and triple-stitched seams for extra durability
  • Made with safe, non-toxic materials so your pup can chew with peace of mind
  • Hand-illustrated design is perfect for dog lovers who enjoy a little humor
  • Available in sizes that fit small pups to large dogs, ensuring everyone can join in the fun
  • The squeaker adds extra excitement to playtime, making it a favorite for all furry friends

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