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Saint Donald Trump Prayer Candle – Peaceful Political Joke

Light up your space with a playful nod to politics that brings both humor and illumination

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Light up your space with a little political humor using the Saint Donald Trump Prayer Candle. It's the perfect blend of satire and fun, making it a great conversation starter or a quirky gift for that friend who loves a good laugh in today’s political climate.

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  • Saint-Style Design: This candle showcases Donald Trump in a fun saintly way, complete with a golden halo and olive branch that’ll definitely get some laughs
  • Political Parody: The phrase “Patron Saint of Peace in the Middle East” gives a playful nod to Trump's peace talks with Israel and Hamas—perfect for stirring up discussions
  • Unique Gift Idea: It makes for a hilarious gag gift or a standout collectible for anyone into politics, satire, or quirky art
  • High Quality: Made with durable, weather-resistant label; the unscented white wax candle measures a solid 8” x 3", making it a great addition to any space

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